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shakespeare’s dating tips:

  • use romantic metaphors and beautiful rhymes on your girl until she’s yours
  • dress up as a guy, befriend your man and ask him what he thinks about you
  • kill her cousin, then yourself (because you love her so much)
  • don’t be mean to your girl or she might drown herself in a river. be nice

One of the most important things we can take away from Shakespeare’s corpus is that if you don’t want things to end in a pile of bodies, dress in drag, NOW.

    


Actual conversation I just had with my dad

  • Me:*playing Steve Balsamo's version of "Gethsemane" from Jesus Christ Superstar*
  • Dad:What is that crap you're listening to?
  • Me:*Turns up volume so he can hear it*
  • Me:*Remembers dad recently informed me he was in JCS in high school*
  • Me:It's Jesus Christ Superstar. Don't you recognize it?
  • Dad:That's not Jesus Christ Superstar. It doesn't sound anything like it.
  • Me:Uhhh, it's "Gethsemane." It's from the 1996 version.
  • Dad:Well, that's not the original version. The original version was by like Tim somebody, or Andrew Webber or something like that.
  • Me:....... Yeah, they were the composer and lyricist, but there was an original recording for stage and film, plus there's been a revival every couple of years. So there are a bunch of versions.
  • Me:Which one are you referring to?
  • Dad:I don't know, but that's not it.
  • Me:*trying very hard not to get angry*
  • Me:Right.... But which one are you thinking of? The Broadway version? The film?
  • Dad:I don't know, but that's definitely not the original.
  • Me:Um. Yes. I'm well aware. I said it's from 1996.
  • Dad:But Jesus Christ Superstar is from the 1970s.
  • Me:.......You have no idea what you're talking about, do you?

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There are more than 2,100 schools across the U.S. with a Native American mascot and moniker and no one is talking about them, a new report suggests.
The report, released by FiveThirtyEight.com, examined a database with information on 42,624 schools in the country and discovered at least 2,129 have a Native American mascot and nickname. Names of the schools range from Indians to Savages, to Squaws and Redskins.
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nativeamericannews:

Report Says More Than 2,000 Native American Mascots Are Not Contested

There are more than 2,100 schools across the U.S. with a Native American mascot and moniker and no one is talking about them, a new report suggests.

The report, released by FiveThirtyEight.com, examined a database with information on 42,624 schools in the country and discovered at least 2,129 have a Native American mascot and nickname. Names of the schools range from Indians to Savages, to Squaws and Redskins.


Photos from Tim’s (second) show at #JFL42 in Toronto this weekend!! I was sitting in the second row on the left, and I was unbelievably excited to be there. (The night before I was fourth row middle. Both great views, great experiences, ahhh!)
The fourth photo is “If I Didn’t Have You,” the sixth one is “Thank You God,” and the last four are “Dark Side” (as if you couldn’t tell with the red lighting and smoke.)
BONUS: Here’s Tim looking especially Judas Iscariot-y meeting fans after the show.

And here’s a rare photo of me because I was SO EXCITED to finally meet him. Ahhh! He was the nicest human being and had a genuine conversation with everyone who came to the stage door, on top of signing things and taking photos. 
Photos from Tim’s (second) show at #JFL42 in Toronto this weekend!! I was sitting in the second row on the left, and I was unbelievably excited to be there. (The night before I was fourth row middle. Both great views, great experiences, ahhh!)
The fourth photo is “If I Didn’t Have You,” the sixth one is “Thank You God,” and the last four are “Dark Side” (as if you couldn’t tell with the red lighting and smoke.)
BONUS: Here’s Tim looking especially Judas Iscariot-y meeting fans after the show.

And here’s a rare photo of me because I was SO EXCITED to finally meet him. Ahhh! He was the nicest human being and had a genuine conversation with everyone who came to the stage door, on top of signing things and taking photos. 
Photos from Tim’s (second) show at #JFL42 in Toronto this weekend!! I was sitting in the second row on the left, and I was unbelievably excited to be there. (The night before I was fourth row middle. Both great views, great experiences, ahhh!)
The fourth photo is “If I Didn’t Have You,” the sixth one is “Thank You God,” and the last four are “Dark Side” (as if you couldn’t tell with the red lighting and smoke.)
BONUS: Here’s Tim looking especially Judas Iscariot-y meeting fans after the show.

And here’s a rare photo of me because I was SO EXCITED to finally meet him. Ahhh! He was the nicest human being and had a genuine conversation with everyone who came to the stage door, on top of signing things and taking photos. 
Photos from Tim’s (second) show at #JFL42 in Toronto this weekend!! I was sitting in the second row on the left, and I was unbelievably excited to be there. (The night before I was fourth row middle. Both great views, great experiences, ahhh!)
The fourth photo is “If I Didn’t Have You,” the sixth one is “Thank You God,” and the last four are “Dark Side” (as if you couldn’t tell with the red lighting and smoke.)
BONUS: Here’s Tim looking especially Judas Iscariot-y meeting fans after the show.

And here’s a rare photo of me because I was SO EXCITED to finally meet him. Ahhh! He was the nicest human being and had a genuine conversation with everyone who came to the stage door, on top of signing things and taking photos. 
Photos from Tim’s (second) show at #JFL42 in Toronto this weekend!! I was sitting in the second row on the left, and I was unbelievably excited to be there. (The night before I was fourth row middle. Both great views, great experiences, ahhh!)
The fourth photo is “If I Didn’t Have You,” the sixth one is “Thank You God,” and the last four are “Dark Side” (as if you couldn’t tell with the red lighting and smoke.)
BONUS: Here’s Tim looking especially Judas Iscariot-y meeting fans after the show.

And here’s a rare photo of me because I was SO EXCITED to finally meet him. Ahhh! He was the nicest human being and had a genuine conversation with everyone who came to the stage door, on top of signing things and taking photos. 
Photos from Tim’s (second) show at #JFL42 in Toronto this weekend!! I was sitting in the second row on the left, and I was unbelievably excited to be there. (The night before I was fourth row middle. Both great views, great experiences, ahhh!)
The fourth photo is “If I Didn’t Have You,” the sixth one is “Thank You God,” and the last four are “Dark Side” (as if you couldn’t tell with the red lighting and smoke.)
BONUS: Here’s Tim looking especially Judas Iscariot-y meeting fans after the show.

And here’s a rare photo of me because I was SO EXCITED to finally meet him. Ahhh! He was the nicest human being and had a genuine conversation with everyone who came to the stage door, on top of signing things and taking photos. 
Photos from Tim’s (second) show at #JFL42 in Toronto this weekend!! I was sitting in the second row on the left, and I was unbelievably excited to be there. (The night before I was fourth row middle. Both great views, great experiences, ahhh!)
The fourth photo is “If I Didn’t Have You,” the sixth one is “Thank You God,” and the last four are “Dark Side” (as if you couldn’t tell with the red lighting and smoke.)
BONUS: Here’s Tim looking especially Judas Iscariot-y meeting fans after the show.

And here’s a rare photo of me because I was SO EXCITED to finally meet him. Ahhh! He was the nicest human being and had a genuine conversation with everyone who came to the stage door, on top of signing things and taking photos. 
Photos from Tim’s (second) show at #JFL42 in Toronto this weekend!! I was sitting in the second row on the left, and I was unbelievably excited to be there. (The night before I was fourth row middle. Both great views, great experiences, ahhh!)
The fourth photo is “If I Didn’t Have You,” the sixth one is “Thank You God,” and the last four are “Dark Side” (as if you couldn’t tell with the red lighting and smoke.)
BONUS: Here’s Tim looking especially Judas Iscariot-y meeting fans after the show.

And here’s a rare photo of me because I was SO EXCITED to finally meet him. Ahhh! He was the nicest human being and had a genuine conversation with everyone who came to the stage door, on top of signing things and taking photos. 
Photos from Tim’s (second) show at #JFL42 in Toronto this weekend!! I was sitting in the second row on the left, and I was unbelievably excited to be there. (The night before I was fourth row middle. Both great views, great experiences, ahhh!)
The fourth photo is “If I Didn’t Have You,” the sixth one is “Thank You God,” and the last four are “Dark Side” (as if you couldn’t tell with the red lighting and smoke.)
BONUS: Here’s Tim looking especially Judas Iscariot-y meeting fans after the show.

And here’s a rare photo of me because I was SO EXCITED to finally meet him. Ahhh! He was the nicest human being and had a genuine conversation with everyone who came to the stage door, on top of signing things and taking photos. 
Photos from Tim’s (second) show at #JFL42 in Toronto this weekend!! I was sitting in the second row on the left, and I was unbelievably excited to be there. (The night before I was fourth row middle. Both great views, great experiences, ahhh!)
The fourth photo is “If I Didn’t Have You,” the sixth one is “Thank You God,” and the last four are “Dark Side” (as if you couldn’t tell with the red lighting and smoke.)
BONUS: Here’s Tim looking especially Judas Iscariot-y meeting fans after the show.

And here’s a rare photo of me because I was SO EXCITED to finally meet him. Ahhh! He was the nicest human being and had a genuine conversation with everyone who came to the stage door, on top of signing things and taking photos. 

Photos from Tim’s (second) show at #JFL42 in Toronto this weekend!! I was sitting in the second row on the left, and I was unbelievably excited to be there. (The night before I was fourth row middle. Both great views, great experiences, ahhh!)

The fourth photo is “If I Didn’t Have You,” the sixth one is “Thank You God,” and the last four are “Dark Side” (as if you couldn’t tell with the red lighting and smoke.)

BONUS: Here’s Tim looking especially Judas Iscariot-y meeting fans after the show.

And here’s a rare photo of me because I was SO EXCITED to finally meet him. Ahhh! He was the nicest human being and had a genuine conversation with everyone who came to the stage door, on top of signing things and taking photos.